And Ode to Dash: She & I Could Make a Bike Romance

This isn't a funny cartoon, but it's pretty, right?  Right!?  And don't think I won't do it, marry my bike!  You don't know me!  I could very well be some kind of objectophile!  But alas, I am not, and my other bike might get jealous and I love them both equally.  So this is just a nice thought.